MARY, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS THING DOESN’T EVEN HAVE T9?
HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS PHONE? DID YOU STILL HAVE A BEEPER WHEN YOU BOUGHT THIS PHONE? I CAN LITERALLY ALIGN THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE WITH MY PHONE, AND IT TAKES PICTURES SO CLEAR I CAN DEPOSIT CHECKS WITH THEM.
DOES THIS THING EVEN TEXT OR AM I JUST DIALING A 52 NUMBER SEQUENCE?
… YOU PROBABLY HAVE AN AWESOME LASERDISC COLLECTION AT HOME, DON’T YOU.





